tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
if being lazy was a job, I would probably be the richest person on earth
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck