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yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka


suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly


gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class


xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless


thatfunnyblog:

complete panic in one screenshot

thatfunnyblog:

complete panic in one screenshot


nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE


cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”


I love all 5 of them equally!

everyone being a fucking liar in 2011 (via niallslaugh)

i-r-confused:

if being lazy was a job, I would probably be the richest person on earth


monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck


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